… für einige Synagogen wohl zutreffend:

“…A standard sermon joke: A synagogue is plagued with mice. The congregation hires exterminator after exterminator, to no avail. The mice keep coming back. Finally the rabbi has an idea. He stays up all night sewing tiny yarmulkes and prayer shawls. He places some cheese on the bimah, and when the mice come to eat it, he bar mitzvahs them. They are never seen in synagogue again…”